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10. Vibrators don’t humiliate and infuriate you by showing up with your best friend at big parties that you are at. At least vibrators have rachmones. 9. Vibrators come in all sorts of pretty colors that don’t attack each other. 8. Vibrators don’t go to sleep 30 seconds after they use you, after telling you how much they really love you and it has nothing at all to do with sex. 7. The incidence of sexually transmitted diseases like Herpes and HPV causing cervical cancer and AIDS among vibrators is 28% lower than among penises according to the latest CNN/New York Times Poll. 6. Your vibrator doesn’t embarrass you in front of your parents by standing at airports begging for money, handing out pamphlets and chanting “Hari Krishna, Hari Hari” in orange robes and really weird haircuts. 5. Vibrators are long and thick and keep going and going and going without Viagra or Cialis or Herbal Penis Enhancement Supplements. 4. You don’t need the morning after pill after using your dildo. 3. Vibrators don’t turn from Mahatma Ghandi into Charles Manson 3 months after you meet them. 2. Dildos don’t spend the food money watching other women masturbate on the internet for hours with vibrators and dildos on live webcam chat for $4.99 per minute. They have the brains to join a porn site with access to 60 other porn sites for $29.99 per month, where at least the movies have a plot. 1. Vibrators don’t launch nuclear world wars to compensate for their lack of size when you put them back in their box. They don’t go on talk shows and lie through their teeth. They don’t pretend to be huge on reality shows with Jessica Simpson. They always visit your blog and they always understand your feelings. They don’t cause the page ranking of your website to go from 5 to zero overnight by talking you into linking to a link farm. Vibrators make you come so hard that your legs shake and your eyes roll back in your head 24/7 365 days per year, they don’t say to you, “Honey I’m tired, I had a rough day” after they just got home from your best friend Kelly’s house, and you don’t have to fake it to get them off of you when you realize that they smell of the Maria Sharapova perfume you bought with Kelly that afternoon at the “Dildo Emporium” on Rodeo Drive. And finally you never have to blow your vibrator’s brains out, or worse, hire a divorce attorney at $650 per hour to finance his live webcam chat addiction.
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The Top 10 Reasons Vibrators Beat Penises
10. Vibrators don’t humiliate and infuriate you by showing up with your best friend at big parties that you are at. At least vibrators have rachmones. 9. Vibrators come in all sorts of pretty colors that don’t attack each other. 8. Vibrators don’t go to sleep 30 seconds after they use you, after telling you how much they really love you and it has nothing at all to do with sex. 7. The incidence of sexually transmitted diseases like Herpes and HPV causing cervical cancer and AIDS among ...
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